How We Make You Money (While Pettings Cats)

Where We Mark Our Territory, and Your Competition Backs Off.

Your website should be a 24/7 sales beast—not a digital nap spot.
We build sleek, strategic sites that pounce on leads, keep visitors comfy, and make your brand the top cat. If it’s not working harder than a cat plotting world domination, what’s the point?

Because Your Brand Deserves More Than a Basic-Ass Scratch Mark.

We craft bold, unforgettable branding that owns the room before you even speak. No fluff, no templates—just strategic design that marks your territory like a boss.

Where Brands Become Legends or Get Left in the Litter Box.

We craft scroll-stopping content that turns followers into fans and fans into loyal customers. No lazy posts, no napping through the feed—just bold, strategic social that leads the pack.

Branding isn’t just colors and fonts—it’s how the world feels you.

At We Have A Cat Marketing, we build brands with bite: bold, strategic, unforgettable. From voice to visuals, we craft identities that purr with personality and scratch their way into your customer’s memory. No beige. No blending in. Just branding that owns the room.

Ad campaigns aren’t magic—they’re messy, strategic AF puzzles.

We don’t toss money at boosted posts and pray to the algorithm gods. We test, tweak, and track like obsessed raccoons in a dumpster full of data. At We Have A Cat Marketing, we build ad campaigns that evolve, hunt for leads, and claw their way to real results. No hype. No fluff. Just smart, scrappy strategy that adapts and attacks.

SEO isn’t wizardry—it’s strategy, sweat, and showing up like a beast.

At We Have A Cat Marketing, we don’t chase hacks or keyword stuffing fads. We build SEO like it’s meant to be: smart, technical, and obsessed with getting your brand found by the right people. From on-page to backlinks to content that actually ranks, we help you claw your way to the top—and stay there.

Sometimes you just need sh*t that looks amazing and works even harder.

From labels that pop off the shelf to flyers that don’t end up in the trash, we design custom marketing materials with brains and bite. No generic templates. No lazy layouts. Just bold, strategic creative built to sell, seduce, and stand out.

Your Google Business Profile isn’t a set-it-and-forget-it listing—it’s local SEO gold.

We optimize your GBP so it actually works for you: more calls, more clicks, more customers crawling out of the search results like “damn, who’s that?” From reviews to rankings, we fine-tune every detail so your business shows up, stands out, and dominates your local territory like a cat that owns the block.