We’re not the biggest agency.
We’re not trying to be.

We’re “We Have A Cat” — the marketing duo you didn’t know your business needed.

Orion? He’s the kind of person who reads algorithms for fun. The tech, the structure, the puzzle of a perfect funnel? That’s his playground. He’s built and scaled businesses from the inside out. He sees the system inside the chaos — and then builds the roadmap to growth with surgical precision.

And Roxanne? She’s the creative force. The storyteller. The person who listens so closely, you’ll feel like she just read your business’s journal. She brings the color, the spark, the human back into the brand. She’s been building connections since she was a kid — it’s how she’s wired.

We don’t do cookie-cutter.
We don’t do performative strategy.
We don’t promise overnight success — we build brands that last.

We care about the people behind the business — like, actually care. We’re the kind of team that will pause the strategy session to ask:

“Is this even aligned with what you want, or are we chasing a goal someone else told you to have?”

We’re cautious, not careless. Bold, but never bulldozing.
We listen. Like… really listen.
And we build marketing that feels like you — not like every other Canva-template brand on Instagram.

If you’re looking for an agency with a massive team, six layers of approval, and vague buzzwords? That’s not us.

If you want a sharp, small, strategic team that blends precision with personality?That’s “We Have A Cat.”

Let’s build something that makes people say: “Wait — who did this for you?”

Why US

We work with businesses of all shapes and sizes — product-based, service-based, messy startups, polished brands, scrappy side hustles. Why? Because what we do isn’t niche-dependent. It’s about seeing the soul of your business and knowing how to bring it to life in a way that actually connects with your audience (and gets them to buy, not just browse)

We get people.
We get behavior.
We get how to turn your brand into something people actually care about — and pay for.

Also — and we can’t believe we have to say this — but if you’re here just to date Roxanne? Please don’t. Go find a hobby. Or a therapist. Just don’t waste our time. Save us both the awkward email trail.

We work best with founders, CEOs, and brand leaders who respect collaboration. Who want experts in the room — not yes-people. Who are willing to be challenged just a little, because they know growth doesn’t come from playing it safe .

Marketing isn’t a magic button you push and watch money fall from the sky. It’s strategy, testing, refining, and actually giving a damn about your audience.

If you see us as your creative and strategic partners — the ones who will obsess over your customer journey just as much as you do — then we're going to get along brilliantly.

But if you think hiring a marketing team means you now have a couple of contractors you can bark deadlines at with zero trust or flexibility?

We’re not your people.
(And that’s okay — you deserve a team that fits your style. We just won’t be it.)

What It’s Like To Work With us.